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    Science jokes FukDaJC

    Around the stressful time of exams let's try to relieve some of the stress with a few science jokes.

    I'll start us off

    Why can't you trust an atom?

    Because they make up everything! Hhahahahahahahahahaha lololololololololololol such a funny joke πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜†β˜Ί

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      Hahahaha it actually was hilarious

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      A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”. ahaha

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      Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

      β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.”

      β€œAre you sure?”

      β€œYes, I’m positive.”

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      Two scientist walk into a bar...

      The bartender asks what they would like to drink. The first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H2O please." The second scientist says "I'll have H2O too." The second scientist dies.

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      These are pretty hilarious tbf

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      what does the cell say to its sister when she steps on his toe?


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      I want to make a joke about sodium but Na..

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      Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? Yes, it runs in your jeans.

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      Are you beryllium and gold, because you're be - au - tiful 😏😏 periodic table joke hehe

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      I would like to make a chemistry joke but I'm afraid id get a bad reaction

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      I would make a science joke but all the good ones Argon

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      Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says we don't serve noble gases here. he doesn't react

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      Brian lynch

      A hug without u is like Mercury!!!πŸ’•

      (Hg) = Mercury

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      I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg

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      jc jokes

      i was reading a book on anti gravity

      i found it hard to put it down.

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      jc jokes

      i tried to say a chemistry joke the other day

      but there was no reaction

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      This is place lit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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      what did the cat say when his sister stood on his toe?

      Meio , sis!

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      lol ;D

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      What fish is made up of two Sodium elements?

      2 Na

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      I was going to say a joke, but all the goods one argon...

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      I have the funniest joke ever: CSPE

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      C12 H22 O11 we're going down swinging. If anyone gets this <3 xD Also all these just made my day ^^

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      Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

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      I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down

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      A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.

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      Lamp: electrons turn me on

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      These jokes are amazing lmao.

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