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Science jokes

Around the stressful time of exams let's try to relieve some of the stress with a few science jokes. I'll start us off Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything! Hhahahahahahahahahaha lololololololololololol such a funny joke ����������������������������������������������☺

SryanBruen — 06/06/16
Hahahaha it actually was hilarious
elenah123 — 06/06/16
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”. ahaha
elenah123 — 06/06/16
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”
ScienceExam — 06/06/16
Two scientist walk into a bar... The bartender asks what they would like to drink. The first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H2O please." The second scientist says "I'll have H2O too." The second scientist dies.
FukDaJC — 06/06/16
These are pretty hilarious tbf
Clownie* — 06/06/16
what does the cell say to its sister when she steps on his toe? "mitosis"
Yinka2016 — 06/06/16
I want to make a joke about sodium but Na..
aimeeoherlihy — 07/06/16
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? Yes, it runs in your jeans.
EH458 — 08/06/16
Are you beryllium and gold, because you're be - au - tiful ���� periodic table joke hehe
ihatedejc — 11/06/16
I would like to make a chemistry joke but I'm afraid id get a bad reaction
sarahnw — 11/06/16
I would make a science joke but all the good ones Argon
jenny_1000 — 11/06/16
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says we don't serve noble gases here. he doesn't react
Brian lynch — 11/06/16
A hug without u is like Mercury!!!�� (Hg) = Mercury
Aoife_9776 — 12/06/16
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg
jc jokes — 12/06/16
i was reading a book on anti gravity i found it hard to put it down.
jc jokes — 12/06/16
i tried to say a chemistry joke the other day but there was no reaction
carolinaaplasencia — 13/06/16
This is place lit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
slynch97 — 13/06/16
what did the cat say when his sister stood on his toe? Meio , sis!
slynch97 — 13/06/16
lol ;D
Becker — 13/06/16
What fish is made up of two Sodium elements? 2 Na
Feery — 14/06/16
I was going to say a joke, but all the goods one argon...
Aoife_9776 — 14/06/16
I have the funniest joke ever: CSPE
PaulaLiskitty — 14/06/16
C12 H22 O11 we're going down swinging. If anyone gets this <3 xD Also all these just made my day ^^
Whackojacko — 15/06/16
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
Readelly2251 — 15/06/16
I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down
Readelly2251 — 15/06/16
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
Readelly2251 — 15/06/16
Lamp: electrons turn me on
Moon — 15/06/16
These jokes are amazing lmao.
GIVEmeCAKE234 — 2d ago
Don't stress too much about exams. It's going TIBIA okay. I hope you found that HUMERUS!
thatguyadityaa — 1d ago
Two mushrooms walk into a club, One mushroom asks the other, "Hey wanna hang with me I'm a FUN-GI to chill with"
Farmer Maloney — 1d ago
what gender is iron man He’s FEmale
Oleksyuk — 12h ago
kim jong un is my dad
Oleksyuk — 12h ago
kim jong un is my dad
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